gets even funnier:
Me with my suspiciously F-35 shaped tummy
😶
“F35, you mind telling me what youre doing in autopilot?”
“Sir, finishing this fight”
:one-world-trade-center:
2.0So thats what happened to building seven
all my homies wanna rap 'bout 9/11
but all that I dream 'bout is building 7
i los my plane mods mods
: Mr. Evart is helping me find my F-35.
A truly underrated use of a Disco Elysium reference.Pilot’s stuff is flung everywhere and he wakes up after a blackout at a wrecked room in the Whirling In Dogtags.
- and
hanging out on the swings, waiting for the tide to go down so they can get the F-35 out
find my iplane
They aren’t even offering a cash reward for the jets safe return!
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Used, yeah probably
if you have any information on the whereabouts…
Like it’s a set of keys or some shit.
Yeah I saw your plane but he ran up a tree before I could catch him
If you see the f35 DO NOT APPROACH IT. f35s have a natural instinct to spray others with noxious gas when they feel threatened
DO NOT battle an F-35 while astral projecting, it’s incredibly prone to crashing through dimensions
hi, f35 expert here! this is not funny, f35s only do this when they’re in extreme distress
F35s dont get destroyed. They get sent to live on a farm upstate
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putting up missing jet posters around the neighbourhood like
“have you seen this F-35? name: “Rusty”. last seen wednesday, went to tie my shoe and lost him. comes when called.”
very evasive, may release payload, DO NOT CHASE
Is it still in the air? Does it lock on to the nearest orphanage when it detects low fuel?
You know someplace a Chinese general is trying to write a memo but it sounds just so stupid he can’t figure out where to begin
Note: F35 died on the way back to its home planet.
It’s stealth, so we don’t know where it is!
you joke but when doing training or flying over friendly civilian airspace jets like the B2, F22, F35, and Chinese J20 have to have luneburg-lense based radar reflectors latched to their exterior so they can be tracked by radar
Fools, introducing an invasive jet to Charleston’s ecosystem is gonna fuck it up.
