• bradorsomething
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      2 days ago

      Dark Brandon, packing a piece, immunity-and-secret-service… fuck da police!

      Rolls his walker, past Miami green, them proud boys homeless from the weather machine,

      Yeah… you like that racist? The donkey can kick, ain’t no felons can’t vote so even Florida flip…… what?

      What’s that smell (what’s that smell?) What’s that smell? (What’s that smell?)

      Little donny, you in there, I smell your perfume, I heard you call for revolution on what’s left of fox news,

      Little donny, I’m outside, an old man and the sea, my glock has mods, she stutters, spits a lot more than me,

      I’m famous (they let you do it), I’m in office (they let you do it), your joke court is away now, Bret and Clarence showing Amy all of Tommy’s porn now, Let me in, I’ll be quick man, just lend me an ear, damn I know I’m in a red state ain’t no ramp access here.

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      5 days ago

      I hope he’s been practicing for the big moment.

      ::Takes Glock::

      💥 BLAM! 💥 BLAM! 💥 BLAM! …

      Biden: “Pardon…”

      ::puts on shades, lights a cigar, smiles::

      Biden: “Me.”

      Drives off into the sunset.