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minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·10 days agoYeah, and they could get vitamin supplements instead of sucking my blood. I mean not MY blood, I never go out in the sun either but you get the idea.
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 days agoI was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree. Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards? It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoYou know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes… I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.
minus-squareekZepp@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoUnless they OWN all the banks.
minus-squarecrowbar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoYeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days agoI like to pretend that my inability to tan and only get sunburned is because really I’m a vampire. Unfortunately being that pale does not seem to increase the amount of vitamin d your body produces in sunlight :/
Yeah, and they could get vitamin supplements instead of sucking my blood.
I mean not MY blood, I never go out in the sun either but you get the idea.
I was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree.
Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards?
It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
You know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes…
I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.
Unless they OWN all the banks.
Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!
I like to pretend that my inability to tan and only get sunburned is because really I’m a vampire. Unfortunately being that pale does not seem to increase the amount of vitamin d your body produces in sunlight :/
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