What i said was thoughtless and wrong and deeply offensive to the Council of the Wise and I have realized that I was in the wrong.
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Could you please turn me back in to a person now?
Admittedly it was probably unwise to say Stalin would’ve been a Hufflepuff
Have you tried offending the council of frog wizards?
Do not do that. That is captain ginyu body switched
I accept your apology but I don’t know the frog to human spell
Human to frog transformation is against the Frog Guild’s rules and violates the Treaty of Dombes.
Your transgression will go on record.
I’m a wizard in so much as I’m a 30+ yo virgin, don’t worry you’ll animorph soon
proud of you citizen, we award you this
But you’re cuter now!
Ah, the life of a frog, that’s the life for me.
Hot Take: Wizards are bourgeoise of the magical world - born with raw power and lording it over good witches. Obviously Warlocks are petit bourgeoise/class traitors, literally selling their soul (in some cases) for the power of a patron.
Also I am once again requesting we call them Burghers cause I can fucking spell that. (have genuinely made posts about this over the years, it never goes well but I’m right)
Wizard college only teaches the human to frog transmutation not the frog to human unfortunately