This joke makes me want to commit violins
Sounds like you got a trombone to pick
Kick him in the pianist
Do you feel violated?
wow… i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument…
english is my first language…
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I don’t think it can be that piano to trick people.
I don’t guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.
Sure you harpsichord! Anyone harpsichord do it!
I feel like it would work better if it wasn’t the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!
I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess
As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while
Sometimes both!
Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures
I noticed it immediately, but then I took it for an honest typo until I had read it all.
Gone was the fun.
Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree
Fuck, I’m 9 out of 10 people.
That’s a decent joke.
Can anyone trump it?
If only the people who voted were decent
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More like can’t see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%
You ever have phone sax?
Ever had sax on phone?












