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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It's too good tuba true

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It's too good tuba true

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    This joke makes me want to commit violins

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Sounds like you got a trombone to pick

      • retrolasered@lemmy.zip
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        Kick him in the pianist

    • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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      Do you feel violated?

  • 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
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    wow… i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument…

    english is my first language…

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t think it can be that piano to trick people.

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    I don’t guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

    • EnsignWashout@startrek.website
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      Sure you harpsichord! Anyone harpsichord do it!

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    I feel like it would work better if it wasn’t the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

    • tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works
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      Sometimes both!

  • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world
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    Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures

  • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    I noticed it immediately, but then I took it for an honest typo until I had read it all.

    Gone was the fun.

  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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    Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    Fuck, I’m 9 out of 10 people.

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s a decent joke.

    Can anyone trump it?

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      If only the people who voted were decent

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    deleted by creator

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    More like can’t see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%

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    You ever have phone sax?

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      Ever had sax on phone?

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