Goddamn DEI administration
But seriously, they could fire all the straight white guys and things would actually run better.
Not anymore. They fired every non white straight people. Government probably can’t even flush the toilet on their own anymore.
I think that was kind of the joke
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I said I was going to be using this a lot…
Kek•i•sto•cra•cy
This. Gotta change the spelling for Kek
For Germans it works both ways “Kacke” is a less offensive word for “shit” (or “Scheiße” in German).
In Hungary it’s actually “kaki” that would be the closest translation of poop. So, spot on.
Kleptocracy.
And here I thought Jack White coined the term.
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So he admits he has a skill issue?
Trump has no idea what signal is. He basically has no real concept of what this scandal is about.
Double pronouns. Sorry.
Trump just said hegseth has a skill issue lol.
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Had to be a sick ostrich.
you guys could have had Tim “Feed the kids” Walz instead of Mike “What’s OpSec” Waltz
We obviously didn’t deserve the good one.
Good thing we are abandoning that woke DEI bullshit and hire based on merit again! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷💪💪🦾
His best isn’t good enough
“Mike colors outside the lines, but doesn’t eat the crayon. He does his best.”
He would definitely eat the crayon if orange mussolini told him to
Probably just a nibble tho
Whew, yep, its a tough job, but Petey’s got a good head on 'im and rolls with the punches, somebody get that man a drink!
Err. Uh. I mean… Do we have O’Douls?
EDIT: Also, dear God, the sub headline:
Trump asked if hackers can break into Signal…
You might as well ask a dog what its favorite shade of red is.
If that’s his best then his resignation is as urgent as ever
But her emails though…
Has anyone mentioned Hunters laptop yet?
I tell especially dumb children that are actively making mistakes that cost me time and money that they’re doing their best and that’s all that matters. It’s a lie and I’m pretty sure they know it but somehow that’s both a useful and reasonable reaction to have for the national security advisor.
Children, or people still learning for that matter, deserve to told “hey, you did your best and you’ve made some progress”. Allegedly competent adults that fuck up adding people to a group chat about something as important as this deserve to be beaten around the head with anything available. Not told “great job buddy. Have a lollipop for your hard work”.
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When it’s something as critical as this why aren’t things double or even triple checked, though?
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I wonder if it was done on purpose. It’s like the U.K. Conservative Party isn’t incompetent, it’s self serving.
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They are. I’m sure there are policies against discussing confidential actions on commercial services. I’m sure there are approved services they could have used, that there is security policy to use. I’m sure no external people would have been allowed to I’m sure they’re monitored for various leaking data. I’m sure there is someone accountable for making it so.
It’s not just that these are dumbasses who made a stupid mistake, but they are almost certainly so convinced of their own superiority that they don’t have to follow policies that everyone else does, policies that prevent stupid mistakes like this.
The real problem is they are above the law. They are royalty not accountable to any rules or ethics. That’s the real problem.
Edit: I’m also sure there are data retention policies to ensure things are auditable for treason, spying, illegal operations. Another reason they may have for using signal is to escape potential scrutiny, escape any responsibility for their actions, by using a service that’s not managed, not monitored, has no accountability. These people should not be allowed in charge of a loaf of bread’
Wow, that’s a whole 'nother level of incompetent leadership.
“Es hat sich stets sehr bemüht”
Es means it. I don’t know if that is intentional
I have chosen its pronouns!
Guys, they’re not going to be batting 1000…. On anything. They’re going to be breaking A. LOT. of eggs, whilst not even trying to bat anywhere near 1000. That will be them doing their “best.”
