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minus-squarerosco385@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoMy wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoSame here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
minus-squarerosco385@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoRight! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.
minus-squareEySkibidiBabBab@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoThe trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.
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minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoThen you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.
My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.
The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.
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Then you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.