My boss be like: “Don’t you want some company products instead? Maybe those from last year? It’s more valuable. Just look at our financial statements, it’s worth…oh… (we already wrote that off)…, but if you had to pay for it… last year (when we couldn’t sell them)… They’d be worth… something ?.. Oh come on. We are family!”
I be like “Yes, sure boss, I agree to use the company products for exposure. Yes , boss I’ll eat your pizza for socializing with the “family”, but boss… I’ll also want to utilise those terms you already signed with the union, because that’s my money there.”
Eat their pizza and unionize anyways
My boss be like: “Don’t you want some company products instead? Maybe those from last year? It’s more valuable. Just look at our financial statements, it’s worth…oh… (we already wrote that off)…, but if you had to pay for it… last year (when we couldn’t sell them)… They’d be worth… something ?.. Oh come on. We are family!”
I be like “Yes, sure boss, I agree to use the company products for exposure. Yes , boss I’ll eat your pizza for socializing with the “family”, but boss… I’ll also want to utilise those terms you already signed with the union, because that’s my money there.”
They have us all working from home now, so we don’t even get a pizza. We get a coupon for a discount off some bullshit generic version of Door Dash
Don’t forget to complain about them getting it from a cheap chain.