[I win a life-changing sum of money]
“Fuck now I’m on the IRS’s radar and a target for grifters.”
“I’ll blow every penny on meth and die of a stroke after a 2 week edging marathon”
Fuck yeah, silver lining.
fuck I’m going to spend all of this on hookers and blow
Well… that one might not be a negative.
Host: “So you’re married to Barbara, isn’t that right Jim?”
Boomer Jim: “I don’t have to convince myself that that was a bad idea!”
Host: “We haven’t started yet” 👀
Oh. I feel I might be in contention for a world title in this game.
I wouldn’t even need 30 seconds.
That sounds bad, because it means Lemmy is a training ground for convincing yourself news is bad
A game show… that mocks me? Of course… what else do I deserve? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Be! Excited! Be, be, excited!
Alex, what is the point in living for $400
I can name that complication in five words, Bob!
Sam could probably turn anything into bad news, but my money is on Roberta.
