Don’t want to talk about it other than to say ‘no, the podcast does not stay on during sex’. I think she thinks I left the house because the sex dungeon is down in the basement (obviously) and this place used to be rented out so one needs to leave the house and enter via a backdoor.
Trying to chill out but I can hear the podcast is back on and that demonic cackling pierces through like 3 storeys somehow.
Oh your house has a love nest AND a sex dungeon and you’re complaining… cool
I will never be happy in this life.
There’s nothing to do down here. Obviously, we’re mostly having sex down here so I never thought to put, like, an Arcade 1up cab down here or something. Can’t think of a sexual arcade setup to put down here. Maybe one of those Sega love-test light gun games where you get compatibility ratings between stages would work. I think she’s playing Mortal Kombat up there I can hear Shao Kahn’s voice announcing things.
I think there are a lot of pornographic arcade cabinets if that’s what you’re into. Maybe like you could do that to help get into the mood or something?
If the announcer is saying “Finish Him,” that might not be Mortal Kombat.
Oooo look at this person with 2 rooms in their house. Fancy
If we’re hanging out in the sex dungeon then obviously we gotta have sex. Look, I don’t make the rules…




