WokePalpatine [he/him]
I just want you to know,
I’m woke Palpatine now. I’m doin’ midichondrial prefigurative politics.
I’m organizing my community via the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
I’ve literally mastered the means of production via Exegollian juche.
What are you doing? Yeah, that’s what I predicted you’d say with my force powers. Don’t bother admitting me to this forum, I’ve already perfectly simulated it with my force powers.
You ban me in 6 months for saying Alderaan was a comprador planet and deserved it with no counter-argument.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•I think after the Nixon/Ford alumni of the Bush administration left, the united states ran out of competent rulersEnglish
7·11 hours agowe’re seeing conspicuous consumption creeping into markets that previously didn’t have that dynamic.
Like what for example?
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
7·2 days agoliterally tone policing pokemon now.
And hidden inside that foam finger? Over 30 Karl Fazer Thins to snack on during the 3+ hour movie and save over €15 in concessions shakedown fees.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
2·2 days agoYeah, is it possibly just a map with the travel lines drawn over it like in Breath Of The Wild?
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
2·2 days agoIs your phone on low power with the screen on? That’s the only thing I can think of. Some weird bug where the auto-dim/brightness feature is somehow affecting the power sent to the headphones.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
5·2 days agoYou don’t know what Arbok is saying. Maybe it’s saying something chill.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
5·2 days agoAlso, this is like an hour into the telephone call I think. So it couldn’t have been that devastating to him. I’d probably start talking about that before I talk about how cool I think Bugatti cars are. But IDK, I have normal priorities.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
7·2 days agoI hate my family so fucking much. They’re so fucking stupid. My dad’s talking to his cousin over the phone and I heard a bit of the conversation while doing the laundry. The cousin is talking about fighting/attacking a transwoman (or maybe a cross-dresser) at a bar/club when that trans person was fighting another woman or women (?). He’s saying the cops visited him a month later saying it’s being looked into as a hate crime and stuff (pretty sure nothing happened as usual so the persecution complex they have about cops visiting them over a public fight is the worst thing ever, but cops carding people or doing checkpoints is always A-OK). He keeps mispronouncing ‘transvestite’ and keeps saying “a man dressed up as a woman” repeatedly despite saying they didn’t care at all.
What’s with right-wingers and pretending they don’t care about other people and then repeatedly mentioning how much they actually do care? It’s is false-consciousness as fake-libertarians?
I’m going to the theater in a giant foam finger and ball cap that says “Go Blues”. I don’t see how there are ANY politics in this.
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technology@hexbear.net•US Senate introduces bipartisan bills to repeal 'Section 230' of Telecommunications Act of 1996; repealing Section 230 could make Hexbear Admins and Moderators legally liable for posts made by UsersEnglish
15·2 days agoI heard the mods refer to us regular users as “the most dangerous game”.
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Games@hexbear.net•Gamers are so fucking vile. So fucking depraved. So fucking completely fucking insane. Just absolutely fucked and evil and repulsive and stupid and annoying. They're so very awful that they're actuallEnglish
3·2 days agoThey in this case is other gamers, which makes it even more fucked up.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Just watched the greatest movie I've seen in my lifeEnglish
4·2 days agoWas it The Science Of Sleep?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•(CW: Jingoistic anti-Japanese racism) Why wokeness happened in the first placeEnglish
12·2 days agoCrossplay sucked so fucking hard. They did shit like this numerous times, especially about Japan though.
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traingang@hexbear.net•Edmonton Police discover elaborate homeless encampment | Tuesday, Oct 29, 24 | Landon Hickok | BCNEnglish
20·2 days ago“Extreme safety concerns”.
I wonder whose safety they’re concerned about. I hope the homeless people.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•"lord of the dictators". wow very clever.English
12·2 days agoWeird how none of these countries are like each other.
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Games@hexbear.net•Gamers are so fucking vile. So fucking depraved. So fucking completely fucking insane. Just absolutely fucked and evil and repulsive and stupid and annoying. They're so very awful that they're actuallEnglish
10·2 days agoYeah, Redditors and their stupid little lists or maps for the best way to play game series where you’re supposed to play it across like 6 different consoles and install specific PC fan mods/fixes can get pretty stupid. I’m fine with people doing it for fun for themselves or just theorycrafting the ‘best way’ to play a game series or something, but yeah.
Worst thing I do is recommend someone play the GBA version of FF6 with the music restoration patch over the SNES original and even then I’m not demanding people play it over the SNES or something. Or trying to disguise it as the only option.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
4·2 days agoOK, used chatgpt and got something that works. It needs to disable the Windows key(s), since for some reason when you hit the Slim Pen’s function/shortcut button it also does a windows key input. Which is fine because I’m not using the keyboard when reading anyway. So this script works and I’ve confirmed it works to turn pages back and forth in Moon Reader+ (was worried it wouldn’t work because it’s an Android program and how Windows inputs get translated into Android seems like there could be some issue, but there isn’t so yay).
What I got that works.
#Requires AutoHotkey v2
#UseHook; — BLOCK WINDOWS KEYS —
*LWin::return
*RWin::return; — SLIM PEN BUTTONS —
; F19 → Left Arrow
*sc06A::Send “{Left}”; F20 → Right Arrow
*sc06B::Send “{Right}”
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Joseph Stalin - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-24th of December 2025English
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Thanks.