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If someone could just sing one song about what an utterly terrible person I am, and really drive it home, I might die of happiness.
I’ve been gradually_adjusting to the piece of shit you are
Ever since you ran over orphans in your ugly fucking car
You said "All I want for Christmas is a cyber truck in Green,
And for people to know I’m the true orphan crushing machine!"
O shit 🏆
You bring bendy straws to bathrooms 'cause you like the taste of piss
Mr. Griiiinch!
No, some people are just assholes who can’t even pretend to be happy. They are a drain and constantly looking for reasons to bitch and never can be happy.
But singing songs about what a piece of shit you are is fun
Art imitates life.




