Lol sausage and ketchup, let’s pretend you didn’t mention Currywurst.

Spätzle might be the one exception, although the Swiss make it better.

Sausages, I don’t get your fetishization of it here. A random merguez from the local Arab place is still better than these.

And bread… Yeah, a billion sorts of it, still worse than a random French bakery’s baguette.

Germans never wonder why there’s no German restaurants abroad, go figure