• Hyperrealism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 days ago

    The critical thing is that you get to choose the time. So you simply schedule it for just before you get in the shower every day.

    Close your eyes and hold your breath, quick 30 seconds plunge, return to find yourself in the shower so everything gets washed away. There are people with too much money, who’d pay for that kind of thing. Much of the ocean is completely empty anyway.

    Or (and this is a bit dark) you donate 49.5 million to charity, take the 50 skip days immediately, have a very nice holiday with the 500k, then kill yourself on day 51 safe in the knowledge you’ve left a lasting legacy and done more to help others than most could ever hope to. Probably be able to cram a better life in those 50 days than many will be able to fit in 50 years too.