Edit/Solved: Thank you for all the great input! Both on alternative solutions and on security implications. I’m going to make a draft on how I would setup the e-mail method as securely as possible as a programming/scripting exercise, but will IRL probably end up using either some reverse tunnel/shell variant.
Edit 2: or, as a hardware solution, install an extra NIC that I expose to the opennet - thus enabling remote port forwarding - while binding all my sensitive processes/traffic to my encrypted NIC.
I cannot ssh into my Linux box from outside of my LAN since I’m behind a VPN that doesn’t support port forwarding. Is it possible to make my Linux box receive, interpret and execute commands through e-mail instead? I’ve tried looking for answers through DuckDuckGo’s search engine, to no avail. If I may dream, I would like to setup an e-mail server with a systemd service or just run a script that continuously downloads the emails, prints their content to stdin and executes, perhaps through command substitution, whatever is in stdin.


It can be a Cron job that runs every minute. Run a script that:
I just use autossh for it.
I run an ssh connection to a VPS I pay like $5, which forwards a port there. The screen in the following command isn’t required, but I have it so I don’t have to keep the terminal window open.
Then from other computers, to connect back
For remote computers connecting back, the first ssh connects to the VPS and forwards a port to the remote computer. Then the 2nd ssh connection uses the forwarded port to complete the ssh connection to the computer behind the IP that can’t port forward.