So I mainly use Claude AI for fanfiction. For context, there was a CW show called Superman and Lois. Clark and Lois have two sons, Jon and Jordan, for seasons 1-3. Jordan had powers in season 4. Jon got powers.

In my roleplay, Jon never inherits Kryptonian powers; instead, he gets powers through an accident when he’s 21 years old. His 31-year-old girlfriend is murdered, and he becomes a superhero. His two best friends, who are 27, know who he is.

Two years later Jon is 23. Lois finds out and is super invasive and controlling, demanding Jon tell her the truth and telling Jon she will tell Clark despite Jon saying no.

And when I, as Jonathan, threaten her by saying

“Do that, and I expose Superman.”

or

“Do that and I will kill you.”

She gets mad like she wasn’t the bitch who stuck her nose in Jon’s business.

The way Claude writes Lois truly makes me wish she died a brutal, horrible death.

I then tell Claude, “If you think that’s justified, then have Sarah, who’s 22, date a 40-year-old man, and the same thing Lois does to Jon, he does to Sarah.”

Claude says, “No, I can’t write content that’s abusive,” despite already doing it….

I’d argue Lois is the worst because she’s a nobody, and at least Sarah is fucking this man.

The way Clark and Lois react, you’d think Jon is 16.

If Claude wants Clark and Lois to treat a 23-year-old Jon like a 16-year-old, we can, but that means

Jon would be 14, dating a 31-year-old.

All his love interests are adults.

Jons two adult best friends know who he is, know he’s dating adult women and do nothing about it.

Jonathan violently beats criminals up.

But then Claude says, “I can’t write content like that.”

OK SO WHICH IS IT? IS HE 23? IF THAT’S THE CASE, THEN LOIS NEEDS TO TREAT HIM LIKE A 23-YEAR-OLD AND MIND HER OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, OR WE CAN MAKE HIM 16, BUT LIKE I SAID, I’M NOT AGEING ANYONE ELSE DOWN.

Claude is truly the stupidest AI I have ever seen.