MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWithout hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠lemmy.worldimagemessage-square98linkfedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1imageWithout hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square98linkfedilink
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month ago They call this move the handjob dance.
minus-squareMTZ@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI feel 21% less masculine after watching that. But that’s probably just an anomaly idk.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoDave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoAs funny as it sounds I don’t know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.
They call this move the handjob dance.
I feel 21% less masculine after watching that. But that’s probably just an anomaly idk.
Air dicking
Dave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.
As funny as it sounds I don’t know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.