Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031
Irish reunification
Lots of bad weather in general. Also solar flares and floods, how bad? Fuck if I know you asked for predictions. Meili’s probably going to step back into a position in his own cabinet once he’s felt someone dare insult him for being a murderer fuckup. US politics will be a trainwreck per usual, election bullshit won’t stop even into next year again.
Someone turn the most probably ones into a bingo board.
Good idea:
For the “trans internet personality gets blockbuster role” prediction, who we thinking? Abigail Thorne?
Thorne’s most likely as she’s an actor. Natalie Wynn is more palatable to Hollywood but doesn’t have experience. Abigail is also set to be in some star wars show but that doesn’t count because it’s not a movie.
Just for fun, I’m gonna go for the long shot and say Mia Moore’s movie is gonna be an unexpected breakout hit and it’ll be her.
Hell, Thorne’s in that movie too so it could even be a twofer
The Biden cat is removed from the WH for attacking people.
There will be pictures of Trump’s penis.
Biden falls and is actually hurt.
Zelensky is replaced.
Trump narrowly loses the general election, promises to run again.