FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 13 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square48linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·13 days agowait. shit. you’re right. Witch’s Kiss is a different thing. why did ya’ll upvote that???
minus-squareQuicky@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·13 days agoThere’s a surprising amount of toilet kisses to keep track of.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoIs Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·13 days agoWhen the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
Poseidon’s kiss, surely
wait. shit. you’re right. Witch’s Kiss is a different thing. why did ya’ll upvote that???
There’s a surprising amount of toilet kisses to keep track of.
Is Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
When the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
🤮
🤮 indeed
BLEUGH I hate that