Infectious syphilis cases in the U.S. rose by 9% in 2022. That's according to a new federal government report on sexually transmitted diseases in adults.
  • spaduf@slrpnk.net
    212·
    8 months ago

    I don’t know if that’s syphilis but it sure as shit is not a paper cut

    • Fosheze@lemmy.worldEnglish
      122·
      8 months ago

      That could easily be a papercut especially if he’s on some sort of blood thinner which I wouldn’t doubt.

      Or maybe he’s switching to red sharpie to divert huricanes now.

    • NeatoEnglish
      712·
      8 months ago

      You’re right. Smeared blood on fingers definitely can’t be due to a paper cut. I’ll tell my past cuts they weren’t real.