This rules actually. Well, not the military jerkoff part, but the motorcyclists.
If I somehow inexplicably become president, we’re celebrating the free trains and healthcare by crushing useless military hardware with monster trucks. And there’s gonna be a lot of useless military hardware to go around, because we dismantled the empire.
You know what…you advertise yourself like Monster Jam and tell people you’ll be crushing jeeps with tanks, and then crushing tanks and jets with monster trucks…you actually might get the trump vote.
![[Not the Onion] Motorcyclists are doing long distance stunt jumps on the White House lawn as Marines look on.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0fe8e14b-7127-4f01-abdc-3fe61a207aca.png){kind=link}
This rules actually. Well, not the military jerkoff part, but the motorcyclists.
If I somehow inexplicably become president, we’re celebrating the free trains and healthcare by crushing useless military hardware with monster trucks. And there’s gonna be a lot of useless military hardware to go around, because we dismantled the empire.
You know what…you advertise yourself like Monster Jam and tell people you’ll be crushing jeeps with tanks, and then crushing tanks and jets with monster trucks…you actually might get the trump vote.
TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY.