I feel like this is something they would do with Mt. Dew. I would also try it at least once.
Dewitos
I can’t stop reading this in that JD Vance meme voice
I can’t look away
You must be stronk
The list of other flavors there reminded me of the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew. I loved that so much. I wish they would bring it back.
It honestly hurts me to think about how well this would sell
How does one report a crime against humanity?
Every day we stray further from God’s light
I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!
probably just powdered dorito dust into the soda
🤢
Is it Dark Berry or Cool Ranch flavour? Or both?
I’d try it
I’d try it, and hate myself, and then try it again just to be sure.
I think it probably isn’t a meme… And also I can’t imagine merging these flavors in any possible way that doesn’t just taste like a burp.
One of those things they sell in Texas and nowhere else. For obvious reasons.
In Texas we deep fry everything, this would be more likely to be sold in GameStop
Because Texas is the traditional ecological range of the wild Dr. Pepper so the domesticated crossbreeds are most likely to do well there.
No. Just No.
And this is coming from a Cool Ranch Doritos fan.
Wrong colour and Dorritos are kind of trash if I’m being honest. Nothing compares to 90s Dr Pepper with sugar.
Wrong color?
Did they get the shade of blue slightly wrong?
Be careful he is lvl 8 neck beard or higher
Involuntary vomit
Would not
Sounds disgusting. I love it.






