• Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    21·
    13 days ago

    I don’t believe what the mainstream media wants you to believe about Hitler. It’s too clean, too easy. I don’t think he committed suicide. I think Stalin captured him and kept him in a KGB black site for special punishment.

    I believe Stalin did the same thing to these gentlemen.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      21·
      13 days ago

      Stalin was bitten by a werewolf back in 1953

      Through sheer force of will, he was able to resist the worst of the curse, but was unable to resist the sheer bloodlust, so he took it upon himself to escape into the Siberian wilderness

      There, he was trained by a pack of wolves in the arts of tracking, ambush and Jeet Kune Do

      Though it took decades, he emerged into a new world, the far-flung future of the year 2008

      A world which cries out for a savior for the broken and the damned

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