It’s uh… It’s literally just noodles, pastas, and meats. Gets really monotonous tbh.
Don’t even get me started on Panda Express. Americanized Chinese cuisine that’s been completely bastardized because most of us white people flip out over a single drop of hot sauce in their food.


The Ham Sandwich race diverges from humanity’s racial pinnakkkle’. Their genetic defect, namely not having two genes - SLC24A5 and SLC45A2 made them ironically weak to the sun, despite the sun being the main source of energy and life in this planet. Without the aid of cream chemicals, under a beautiful sunny day and blue skies, they will burn and their skin will turn pink-red like the Ham sandwich they like so much. Then their skin will peel off, and they will spend the next couple days in agony. Another sad deformity in the ham sandwich race is capsicum receptors in their tongues. A hint of the mildest spices will burn their tongues, internal organs, and cause them diarrhea. As such, their mastery of the culinary art is inferior. A food for an adult ham sandwich race is equivalent to a toddler’s food in other kkkulture. The ham sandwich race rely on processed animal products like mayonnaise, cheese, and sour cream, instead of superior STRONG spices grown from Earth’ good soil with anti-bacterial properties like jalapeños, chilis, cumin, tumeric, cardamom.