Lived in the USA this whole time and never knew my Soviet heritage until now, now I must overthrow the American Empire somehow
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can I borrow your toothbrush
My toothbrush is a Soviet era iron comb that I never wash, ever, but sure, if you return it so I can use it as a weapon in the revolution
Did you sleep well?
Eh, Wall Street hedge fund job, woke up one morning with an hammer and sickle emblazoned on my chest
Are your almonds also activated?
Never activate your almonds in a time of war
