I am a direct ancestor descendant to John Dudley 1st Duke of Northumberland (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dudley,_1st_Duke_of_Northumberland) and if the wicked Tudor dynasty didn’t win the War of the Roses and execute their top advisors (twice, his son was also executed and demoted by Henry VII’s son Henry VIII cause he sucked at his job) I’d be royalty rather than having my failson family flee to North America to avoid royal persecution. I’d be the first cool trans girlboss duchess in the UK. And if his plot to usurp the crown succeeded (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Jane_Grey), I’d possibly be the first monarcho-communist trans queen of the UK
Fun fact we have family lore that we’ve been atheists for a quite a long time, him converting was just cynical
I am a direct
ancestordescendant to John Dudley 1st Duke of Northumberland (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dudley,_1st_Duke_of_Northumberland) and if the wicked Tudor dynasty didn’t win the War of the Roses and execute their top advisors (twice, his son was also executed and demoted by Henry VII’s son Henry VIII cause he sucked at his job) I’d be royalty rather than having my failson family flee to North America to avoid royal persecution. I’d be the first cool trans girlboss duchess in the UK. And if his plot to usurp the crown succeeded (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Jane_Grey), I’d possibly be the first monarcho-communist trans queen of the UKFun fact we have family lore that we’ve been atheists for a quite a long time, him converting was just cynical
descendant? or do you have some hot tips for protecting a phylactery?
Time is a flat circle. She’s speaking about him in future tense.
Making your phylactery an integral part of a society’s infrastructure is a great alternative to the classic hiding it really well.
If you destroy my phylactery this entire town’s water supply is poisoned type shit
Guess I’m a vampire or maybe too inbred
You still are a trans queen <3 and this way a more real communist too. Hell yeah!