• DoofusAscendant [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago
    1. Get a job for the government by lying about your credentials
    2. Lie your way through the background check
    3. Ask your boss for gold bars for “work expenses” and get them.
    4. Stash your ill gotten gains in a non-extradition country <---- (Important!)

    This guy is either just short of insanely lucky or defrauding the government is way easier than it should be.