Bed pan designs used to have so much character.
Stops to shake on the way and everybody goes deaf…
Judging by the tall, that’s a cat, not a dog…Hol’up. That’s it’s left rear foot?! 🙄
That’s just the armor. I’m sure his feet aren’t actually that long.
When’s the last time you wore shoes ~3x as long as your feet? Even flippers are shorter. That poor bastard.
Long crakows were popular in the late Middle Ages
So even sabatons had them
So while you or @Kolanaki@pawb.social didn’t wear them, they definitely were worn in that time
On the one hand, that is wonderfully fascinating, thank you! 🤩
I would like to point out heh that even the latter is barely 50% of the elephantine curses on the gawdamn saint above. 🙇🏼♂️
Side note: those have got to sound like a armored tentacles, don’t ya think?
… What would armoured tentacles sound like?
Believe it or not, they sound a lot like if you somehow got insanely long sabatons on a cat and then made him walk. It’s a crazy thing to witness — or so I hear. 👨🏼🎓
I’m a regular clown, so… 🤡
In enormous shoes, though. Give yourself some credit! You might’ve started out a normal clown, but very few can rock those banana boats you call “shoes” and not run up a tab at the ol’ funnybonesaw.
This but you know that high stepping kicky walk they do when there’s something on their paws?
