Which reminds me… The best thing about giving your pet people names, is eventually somebody with that name will become a fixture in your life and then you get to refer to them as “Human Dave” and still call the pet Dave.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
Human David Hoffman
He works in my dad's store
He's worked here for12 years
He'll probably work here for more
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
Human Dave Gort
I've known since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg
So we got drunk and sick
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
Someof them are Davids
[Human Dave Gort: But most of us are Human Daves]
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
Dave Jadiski
Man, this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds
And he delivers my paper ontime
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
Human Dave Capisano
I hardly know him
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
I do recall that my coworker’s son got himself wedged between the stove and fridge, so #3 is plausible for Human-Jennifer.
Which reminds me… The best thing about giving your pet people names, is eventually somebody with that name will become a fixture in your life and then you get to refer to them as “Human Dave” and still call the pet Dave.
These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Human David Hoffman He works in my dad's store He's worked here for 12 years He'll probably work here for more These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Human Dave Gort I've known since I was six In grade eight he broke his leg So we got drunk and sick These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Some of them are Davids [Human Dave Gort: But most of us are Human Daves] They all have their own hands But they come from different moms These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Dave Jadiski Man, this cat can swing He weighs almost 50 pounds And he delivers my paper on time These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Human Dave Capisano I hardly know him These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know