Obviously we tip our landlords every month, but did you also do the right thing and tip all the people working at the polling station?
I gave them a $100 bill and asked if they could multiply my ballot the same amount
Pole workers, yeah.

Of course I did. They provided really good service and let me vote as many times that I wanted to.
yessir tipped them a crisp $100 and a kiss straight smack dab on the lips
10 hugs and kisses from the nearest judge
The polling station worker was handing out pizza to the 100+ people in line and I kinda felt guilty that I got some before realizing “this is the same-day registration line” and promptly skipped the line to go

But hey, free pizza.
yes, of course. i also tipped all the hard working candidates too!
no. i got confused. i was told to tip 30% but i never got a bill so i guess that means i don’t gotta tip
its rough. i had to tip them each time i voted
No.

No, I do not support hitlerite “tipping” culture
This post is satire
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