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minus-squarebad1080@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·2 days agonext thing you know and they teach arabic numerals in schools, where does it end!?!?!
minus-squareD_Tom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days agoQuick, how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law? My son just left his litter box with his boxed hair dye and told me that his teacher wants everyone to convert to Islam by tomorrow. Please help. Pray for our family.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days ago how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law? Only the ones with honest articulatio coxae.
minus-squareBlow_Me@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoContrary to popular belief, hips do lie.
minus-squareBlow_Me@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoCompetency. Resume said it has a nice smooth ball and socket. X-ray says hella arthritis. Lying piece of shit.
minus-squareDreamcatcher@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoTo be honest, a lot of Americans would struggle with the complexity of Arabic numerals, so they should probably teach something else.
minus-squareTWeaK@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 day ago would struggle with the complexity of Arabic numerals This is an imaginary problem.
minus-squareTrioxin@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoEvidently they were able to read the numbers at the pump, so there’s hope for them…
minus-squareEarthwormjim91@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoThey were being sarcastic.
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 day agoLemmy is full of autists; we don’t understand sarcasm. That said, I feel like adding an /s ruins the point of being sarcastic, so I appreciate OP for not doing that.
minus-squareoscarmeyer82@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoI use /s constantly because people often interpret my sarcastic remarks as earnest.
minus-squareRedGreenBlue@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoAnd the weekdays will be named after norse gods, damnit!
minus-squareBlow_Me@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWe demand one weekend day for each realm.
next thing you know and they teach arabic numerals in schools, where does it end!?!?!
Quick, how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law? My son just left his litter box with his boxed hair dye and told me that his teacher wants everyone to convert to Islam by tomorrow.
Please help. Pray for our family.
Only the ones with honest articulatio coxae.
Contrary to popular belief, hips do lie.
About what?
Competency. Resume said it has a nice smooth ball and socket.
X-ray says hella arthritis.
Lying piece of shit.
To be honest, a lot of Americans would struggle with the complexity of Arabic numerals, so they should probably teach something else.
This is an imaginary problem.
Evidently they were able to read the numbers at the pump, so there’s hope for them…
Today you learned
They were being sarcastic.
Lemmy is full of autists; we don’t understand sarcasm.
That said, I feel like adding an /s ruins the point of being sarcastic, so I appreciate OP for not doing that.
I use /s constantly because people often interpret my sarcastic remarks as earnest.
And the weekdays will be named after norse gods, damnit!
We demand one weekend day for each realm.