Probably with guerilla tactics.

We demand one weekend day for each realm.

Competency. Resume said it has a nice smooth ball and socket.

X-ray says hella arthritis.

Lying piece of shit.

Contrary to popular belief, hips do lie.

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I mean… I want both, but definitely nuremberg 2.0 as a very early priority. Unity isn’t even a blip on the horizon at this point. Unity isn’t valuable if we’re being unified with trash. Hold the Nazis accountable, disband institutions that spread their hatred like Fox, Meta, and megachurches.

All those fuckers need to be appropriately sentenced for their treasonous behavior.

From there, if we can somehow deprogram the hateful sentiment from the pawns, then, sure, reintegrate into society.

Evil’s head needs to roll. Stupid I can forgive if the individual is willing to improve.

Now impeach Agent Orange, and actually convict and sentence this time please.

We’ve seen Democrats just piss their time in power away plenty of times. Last night’s results are promising, but damn it’s hard to be actually optimistic.

bad … GOP

We heard you the first time.

It drives me fucking nuts that so much of the hate directed at trans people is driven by sports. Sports! It’s a FUCKING GAME! It’s like saying people with hair shorter than 2 inches shouldn’t be allowed to play Minecraft. You could even argue that short hair gives them an advantage by not obstructing their eyes or some shit: and even taking that (bullshit) argument at face value IT’S STILL A FUCKING GAME!

Human rights > games

Why is this such a controversial take??

Like, their other boogeyman arguments are just as bullshit, but at least those take the effort to poke at something that sounds important like keeping perverts out of restrooms… I mean, until you fire off the six or so neurons it takes to see past that bullshit veneer and realize it’s another example of ‘the cruelty is the point’ and there’s not some horde of trans people staking out public restrooms to go rape that little school girl from the hate ads… but the folks who are too stupid to question those hate ads, I can at least see that they’re being manipulated by being tricked into thinking they’re helping the girl from the hate ads.

But like… “tRanS pEoPLe cAn tHroW a bAll a litTlE biT fURthEr!!” THAT’S NOT A FUCKIN REASON TO TAKE THEIR RIGHTS AWAY! None of that shit is a fuckin reason to take their rights away. …but god damn, the sports thing is the most knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, neanderthal-fucking, stupid argument I’ve ever heard.

Fuck you, Turek.

That’s honestly a fair question. Like for sure it could be a lifetime of inhibitions suddenly lifted, but dementia is such a deeply rooted disease, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it came with the possibility of shifting any kind of preference, sexual or otherwise.

…any mental health workers here to chime in?

…either that or just fucking end it already. This neverending tease is exhausting.

Symptoms can still be treated in the presence of larger systemic issues. In fact, he looks like he could use a lead supplement pretty urgently.

Cishet public highschool (like 2 decades ago) here… I think mine actually did a pretty good job. Huge focus on consent, addressed multiple strategies of birth control, hetero and homo relationships. Talked about things like hookups and why they’re risky / how to protect yourself.

Especially for being that long ago, mine was a 10/10.

…it probably came down to my individual teacher saying ‘fuck the guidelines, I’m giving these kids a real education.’

“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I’ve heard so far. 10/10, fuckin’ love it. Just a straight up “we’ll do nothing until the problem comes to us”.

Adding this one to the noggin file.

Well… it might prod some of them into finally noticing the “…and domestic” part of their oath, and act on that obligation to defend the Constitution from the ones currently leaving an orange shit stain on it.

I’m here to kick ass and take names, and I’m all out of ass!

*clicks pen*

Names, please…

Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

*checks ocean temps and pH…*