“ladies, gentlemen and cyborgs” thanks Zack Friedman

“fine folk and scoundrels”

“those who want me or want to be me”

OI CUNTS!!!

I was always partial to kenji alt lopez’ “guys, gals and non-binary pals” phrase

Yo bastards.

Just “Esteemed guests” or “Distinguished guests”.

Or if you insist, “Ladies, Gentlemen, and everyone else gathered here tonight:”

Distinguished guests

Theydies and mentlegen if you wanna confuse people

Ladies, gentlemen, and beyond!

I don’t know the context, but, to me, unless gender is relevant or important to the discussion, it doesn’t need to be mentioned.

My interpretation is the same as “I don’t need to know the race of everyone involved.”

Replace it with “Esteemed guests” or similar, for the same level of formality.

"Ladies and Gentlemen and … "

Then just make an evil smile.

Scooter’s greeting in the Sleep With Me Podcast:

“ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and friends beyond the binary”

At least, I think that’s what he says. I’m usually already falling asleep.

Listen up shitheads!

why not just replace it with everyone? good evening everyone. attention everyone.

Just say “hi, everybody!”