And then the Christian right will go on a war against hot dogs turning the people gay (as opposed to frogs)
Edit: If you respond to this thread I’ll email you a cock dog for free!
Q: do you still buy CD’s?
-yes, i have a player in my car!
Q: no, im sorry, im talking about Cock Dogs
-oohhh, yes but we get Vegan Cock Dogs because we care about Our Planet and Our Country
Q: will you go with me to go see I Can See Everything this weekend?
-no, im sorry, i cant.
Made with nutrious industrial grade sawdust, like gud intended!
seconded
Holy fuck this post is so bad shit congrats
I consider this my Mona Lisa of badposts and it’s delicious (literally). I’m vying for the badpost hall of fame
I’m shoking down a foot-longer cock dog right now, mmm mmm gotta love a good cock dog
