HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agowuthexbear.netimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down10
arrow-up1149arrow-down1imagewuthexbear.netHarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·7 months agoOrlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him
minus-squarezed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoand before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men
minus-squareFlorn [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoViggo is way hotter, but I think that’s because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agohave you read the bits where tolkien talks about elven marriage, sex life and children? it’s some wild shit
Orlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him
and before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men
Viggo is way hotter, but I think that’s because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy
have you read the bits where tolkien talks about elven marriage, sex life and children? it’s some wild shit