3 other people including you (4 total). Has to be names people would recognize (so no ‘that one guy Chris from work’).
I’d probably go:
Matt Walsh
Sebastian Gorka
Hillary Clinton
Please note that I only spent a minute thinking about this.
Elon, Bill Maher, Jordon Peterson
bill maher is a choice pick
Add in Joe Rogan
tbh I thought about adding Joe Rogan but I don’t think he’d be unbearable in a blunt rotation. He’s extremely dumb and has awful beliefs but his personality is fairly chill and it would be fun to convince him that the events of The Mummy (1999) actually happened
joe rogan is too agreeable
I feel like Jordan Peterson would go the other way where you could just say “communism” with no context and he’d go into an entertaining “there would be executions in central park” meltdown
Kyle Rittenhouse, John Fetterman , Ghislaine Maxwell
trifecta of horrible vibes and most likely I would have a mental breakdown before we even finished
Alright I’m out of the loop, but would like to know. What’s bad about Fetterman? I’ve seen his name on multiple comments in this thread. When I read his wiki page, I thought “okay…” until I got to Israel and policing, which are fucked. Are there even worse things I didn’t notice?
He looks like a ghoul but I try not to let that influence me.
It’s mostly his unabashed and enthusiastic support for the mass slaughter of Palestinians that has us upset with him
Ghoul confirmed
There’s also that time he chased a black person with a gun but also he’s the
of Zionism.
Vaush, Kautsky, and whoever runs the Occupy Democrats twitter account
At least with Kautsky you wouldn’t know what he was saying so it’d be fine. Although he would literally have read more Marx than you and would use that to justify stupid shit you couldn’t argue against because you’re high…
What about that Brooklyn Dad Defiant guy?
Elon Musk, Ben Shabibo, DesTiny (I also just wrote the first names that came to mind)
Shit the Elon and Ben pair is a good one. Not good, but…ya know.
I just thought of the most annoying people I could think of
Bill Maher, Kanye West, Louis CK
actually wait, replace Louis with Ricky Gervais
Ben Shabibo, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Adams
I think it’s an intersection between who I get along with these people the least (given), annoying personal affect, most likely to behave erratically while high. So take Ronald Reagan for example, he was an actor with media training and a normal enough voice, he also might not react that strongly to marijuana. So while I’m glad he’s dead and has done more bad for the world than any of the other three, I’d walk away going “that was weird” instead of “OH MY GOD THANK GOD THEY’RE GONE”
ALTERNATIVELY
Nate Silver, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Malcom Gladwell
Individually they aren’t as detestable as the first set, but they’d be symbiotically analytical to the point I’d fucking (pretend to) panic so I could be escorted away.
I appreciate how thought out this is
3 people with a deadly disease that can be easily contracted by sharing a blunt
zuckerberg, van der leyen, pence
Your’re mom
oh shidd oh fugg
YO MAMA SO FAT
SHE COUNTS AS ALL 3 PEOPLE IN THE BLUNT ROTATION
Unironically this
I usually partake alone so any really - but I think Fetterman, John Bolton, and Guy Fieri
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Aw what? I’d unironically love to share a blunt with the mayor of flavortown
Elon Musk, a Ukrainian war vet, and a Russian war vet. The only paranoia I get when stoned is situational so I’d be primed for shit to kick off between the war vets. Being in the same room with Elon Musk strikes me as one of those dune scenes with Baron Harkonnen alternating between gross and monkey.
Eric Adams,
and 
Oh shit I forgot about Adams. Good one.
i wish i could forget about adams!
Leonardo di Caprio
Sean Penn
Richard Gere
disgustingly wealthy sexcreeps who are ‘actvists’ so they’d lecture me about how i’m immoral in some way, and 2/3 are artists i kind of respect so it’d feel actually bad
Ayn Rand, Ben Shapiro, my 7th gradr math teacher Mrs. kudrle
Thinking about this inflicted pyshic damage
Hillary
Clinton, Stephen Crowder, and Roseanne BarrI’ve selected the triad most likely to make me attempt Tesla pond by functioning like a perpetual motion madness machine. Hillary says something smarmy and insincere in the way a fucking alien would, Crowder is incapable of not rising to any bait especially from a woman and begins to argue, Barr says something insane about satanic communists, prompting Hilldawg to issue some inane correction, triggering Crowder to petulantly reply, eliciting a bewildering agreement from Roseanne, leading Hillary to-
Well played.
