• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Doing an epic walk and talk while smearing shit on the walls

    Doing an epic verbal takedown of the hypocrisy of being labeled “less than lethal” as a man fatally tases himself in the balls

    Somber horn music and a snare drum roll while a cop gets klobbered in the dome with an American flag

    Montage of chuds doxxing themselves on national TV while doing interviews. “I’m John Slabbaport from Shremstown Pennsylvania.” “I’m Flank Didger from Tungsten Ohio.” “I’m Molissa Rugger from Plemspray Arizona.”