CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoMusk fan nearly cuts his own finger off testing the Cybertrucks safety feature (CW: Dumbass crushes his finger)NSFWhexbear.netimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageMusk fan nearly cuts his own finger off testing the Cybertrucks safety feature (CW: Dumbass crushes his finger)NSFWhexbear.netCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square49fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMagician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·5 months agoCan we convert cybertrucks into guillotines in the revolution?
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 months agoThey’re almost as portable, too!
minus-squareMagician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 months agoToo bad they’re more dangerous than regular guillotines.
minus-squareKoboldKomrade [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months agoThe ultimate question post revolution: Is is more beneficial to use them as a guillotine and risk the motor breaking before the 3rd billionaire, or just stuffing it full of them?
minus-squarerio [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoYou are sentenced to self driving in LA. The windows cannot be opened when you inevitably crash into oncoming traffic.
Can we convert cybertrucks into guillotines in the revolution?
They’re almost as portable, too!
Too bad they’re more dangerous than regular guillotines.
The ultimate question post revolution: Is is more beneficial to use them as a guillotine and risk the motor breaking before the 3rd billionaire, or just stuffing it full of them?
You are sentenced to self driving in LA. The windows cannot be opened when you inevitably crash into oncoming traffic.