Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agoBeached whalehexbear.netimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1142arrow-down10
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageBeached whalehexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareGarbageShoot [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·2 years agoThere once was a beach in Nantucket With a car that was built like bucket
minus-squarecmhickman358 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·2 years agoAs the owner suntanned His truck sank in the sand
minus-squarejoaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 years agoSo he walked away saying “fuck it”
minus-squarearymandias [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 years agoWheels stuck in the sand, His dick in his hand, Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket. Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.
minus-squaretriplenadir@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years agoHighly unplanned The car’s stuck in the sand And now there’s no way to unfuck it
minus-squareroux [they/them, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoSalt water made it rusty as fuck. Chuds say " I still love this truck."
There once was a beach in Nantucket
With a car that was built like bucket
As the owner suntanned
His truck sank in the sand
So he walked away saying “fuck it”
Wheels stuck in the sand,
His dick in his hand,
Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket.
Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.
Highly unplanned
The car’s stuck in the sand
And now there’s no way to unfuck it
Salt water made it rusty as fuck.
Chuds say " I still love this truck."