I’m a human fighter from Fishport with a boring backstory and mid life crisis. My turns take 30 seconds and the DM loves me for being the sole voice of reason when the rogue is trying to choose murder in broad daylight as plan A for every situation. If the group doesn’t disband before level 5 (they will) then I’m going to die because of my roleplay-based stat choices and be reincarnated as a slightly creepy shaman woman from South Orcland.
I’m a human fighter from Fishport with a boring backstory and mid life crisis. My turns take 30 seconds and the DM loves me for being the sole voice of reason when the rogue is trying to choose murder in broad daylight as plan A for every situation. If the group doesn’t disband before level 5 (they will) then I’m going to die because of my roleplay-based stat choices and be reincarnated as a slightly creepy shaman woman from South Orcland.