Hey republiQan women - a new vista! A new opportunity to damage the quality of life for all your countrywomen - for the forseeable future - possibly permanently! Just vote like you always do! (Ha ha! I know we don’t have to tell you that. You’re very reliable!)

Oh! uhhh . . mmmigrant caravan! Umm . . . don’t say gay! . . . uhh . . and so on. You know the words.