My love for capitalism is very organic 100%
I love America, but I’m nothing but a burden. Mr. Trump, please deport me to China so I can ruin them from within
Second this. Depirt me as well
Yeah, you know how there were Chinese living in the west before the west was annexed to America? You should send me back over there just in case. I have no way of knowing if those immigrations papers were filled out correctly when half of Mexico got annexed
If anyone asks, we’re just a bunch of conservative Trump supporters pretending to be leftists as part of an elaborate scheme to suppress Biden’s turnout and I can get a bunch lemmy libs to attest to that. We call people “libs” all the time, and why else would we do that if we weren’t conservatives?
In any case, I think we can all agree that the events that led to the death of the man standing behind Trump were extremely unfortunate and completely inexcusable.
Yeah. We need to refederate with our comrades immediately to ensure we have an ally to clear our names. Let it be known I have merely adopted a fetish for being pounded in the ass, as a joke, and really actually don’t enjoy it and they were right the whole time, have never been gae ever in my life.
america can drink chunky diarrhea straight from my asshole
Thank you for your perspective, Angry Video Game Nerd.
Some guy: Mickey Mouse
everyone else: holy shit this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I’m not sure I understand the appeal of these guys as entertainers but I’m glad they were having fun
Yeah. They’ll always be a problematic fav. If we must gulag them, we force them to do impressions and dub over different movies and video games.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
When I think of the USA I think happy thoughts and when I think of China I think sad thoughts
#LegalizeStraightMarriage
ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS:
im baby 🥺
I like the TROOPS and I like the CONSTITUTION and I like LAW ENFORCEMENT and I like GOD and I like BEEF and I like CUM
On second thought, maybe I am not all that into politics…
Politics? What’s that? Is that when you have multiple partners and have to share a Google calendar?
second thought
I knew you were one of them stinkin’ commie liberals
I love the cops
I like football and porno and books about war!
I came out of the womb loving america with a little maga hat on and I saluted the flag. Baby Jesus!
Hey here’s a message to the fed watching me: put this one in my file with an addendum I do not condone this post
I’d shoot trump if I ever got the chance. With a camera!
I just said the pledge of allegence twice
it me
Death to America
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a democrat
