GarfieldYaoi [he/him]

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: “Evil Empire? You believe in evil? Pah, morality is for the weak! This will make us better at war and that is all that matters! You’re too caught up in your feelings, and that’s weakness! Yes, I am a traditionalist Christian, why’d you ask?”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the right likes to brag that they’re chaotic neutral, but they’re the textbook example of lawful evil.

“What could possibly go wrong?” might as well be ’s motto.

Honestly, I’d pick or . With the former, no language barrier and Scotland is a bit more laid back. As for the latter, France at least has done some pretty based things like topple their monarchy and the 1968 protests.

Plus, a good cheat code to use against CHUDs in Europe is saying “what are we, a bunch of dumb Americans?” any time they do something CHUDDy (but in France you might want to say “Brits” instead for the extra sting.)

Even the liberals are doing the “Just move to Europe, bro” meme as if that isn’t basically impossible for the majority of people. Like, if I could fuck off to Scotland, I would have done so as soon as I graduated high school.

Oh yeah, and I have to pay taxes to the US even if I’m not living there because of citizenship-based taxation. It’s not enough for the bourgeoisie to tell me to go away if I ever point certain things out, but they will still get a cut of my paycheck even if I do.

Red-Brown alliance with to stop the hypothetical cock milking?

Don’t give them ideas for soma.

Every fascist explaining their political views be like

It’s poetically ironic how much the upper-middle-class will spend all that money just to look like us poors.

From the white-collar suburbanite that calls himself a ‘redneck’, to the CHUDs with sparkling pickups, I like to refer to them as ‘cosplay cowboys’. What’s worse is that they’re making their LARP somewhat real, look at how much cities, especially walkable cities are rapidly gentrifying, while the wasteful consoomery suburbs that cosplay cowboys prefer are now the closest thing to a place where us poors can live.

So in some sense, suburbs are where both the rich and poor live together for wildly different reasons.

Nietzsche was wrong about ‘slave morality’ being attributed to the left.

is worse than a slave, he’s a minion, a loyal lapdog. I don’t even hate him, I’m angry for him that his misplaced generosity is wasted on the ungrateful bastards of the 1%.

would take a bullet for David Koch, but David Koch would gladly sell to satan for a literal penny.

How is it my fault when I’m not buying stuff?

The entire market literally only wants to sell to billionaires now, how is it my fault us poors literally got forgotten about as a consumer base? So much so that we are not needed even as consumers anymore?

I can’t help but wonder how many of them aren’t even skullgirls fans and just terminally online culture war veterans.

Between you and me, I never even heard of skullgirls until the “controversy” hit, and I’ve been a pretty avid gamer for most of my life.

Remember in June when there was that controversy when Skullgirls developers willingly altered their own games to be less creepy towards underage characters, and also minimized any glorification of racial violence?

Because nothing says “moral decline” quite like artists unpacking their own ethics and realizing when they might have communicated an unintentional message.

Please, can we start a subculture of “alt-gamers” or something?

Fuck gamergate for flooding the gamer identity with rightoids so you get idiots begging porky to charge them moar. The only criticism they will ever give to games is that it sometimes makes them examine their own biases. Quite literally, their only complaint about games is that it makes them think sometimes.

Live “free speech activist” reaction:

I mean, I AM an angry loser, but not because I’m a pinko.

Come to think of it, yeah.

I cannot believe I was ever actually afraid of these people. Maybe they’re only a threat because they outnumber us by the millions (never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups), but individually they’re losers. Even the stereotypical right-wing bodybuilder, I have a cousin that fits the bill but he’s your run of the mill republican rather than an outright fash.

Unless I’m being trolled massively, I want to drag these neckbeards out of their mommy’s basement and force them to touch grass.

But now that we’re on the subject, I claim Sly Cooper as an honorary comrade: he promotes against terrorists, and one of them talks almost identically to a far-right internet cool kid, right down to playing dress-up in the legacy of their piece of shit ancestors.

When I see Persona 4 and 5, it now makes more sense. They see themselves as the villain and they’re okay with that.

Spy x Family is the only thing I can squint and maybe see where they’re coming from. It’s about a simulated nuclear family becoming more organic, which I could see appealing to conservatives but not edgy 14 year olds that would see themselves as Adachi. Because even then, while the west are the “good guys”, most of the anime has been more about trying to establish peace rather than genocide the east.