I can tread water for over 30 minutes, 30 seconds is nothing. Even if there is a storm, just hold your breath for 30s. Sure, unpleasant. Worth it.

Assuming it’s always at the surface of course. Deep sea pressure would be a death sentence.

I got 8kg or so of food today for £0.20, I don’t even know how I could steal £3k worth. Loving the food discounts here before Christmas.

Alcohol cured my depression

Small booze industry. Support the independents!

Yeah could go with Jesus, but you need to be quick. He tends to rise from the dead after a while.

I started making mead when I was renting a single bedroom, doesn’t require that much space really.

My kayak has this warning on it. When everything warns you it causes cancer people no longer take the warnings seriously. Now where did my Cobalt 60 lollipop go.

Yeah, more people are sober and more people are isolated and miserable.

I’ll get the next round guys. Your mental state is more important than your liver.

Yeah, its spelt honours.

A gallon of mead is always an option. I will have 2 soon. Hoping the second will be ready for Christmas but I don’t think it will clear up in time. Might just have it hazy.

Yep, and because of their greed at the expense of others I shall cheer their deaths.

You can easily buy concentrated acetic acid that is intended to be diluted for use on food

Far easier to use chlorine gas and get into necrophilia

999, struggling to breathe. Total cost was about £10 to get home from the hospital.

So when I’m balls deep in my partner…

I would rather live in a world where large numbers of people didn’t feel like this, but here we are. So I shall laugh when someone kills one of those bastards.

If we solved poverty, and I don’t care too much who pays for it, then I would probably be quite happy to let them keep their riches. But there are still billions that don’t have enough.

Make open protocols instead of apps!

So is Mr Fox admitting to being a soft man for being around to cause these problems?

And how do you prove that ding is the one the note leaver caused?

And which bit of damage did you confess to? They have no evidence of what you confessed to doing.