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Cake day: February 16th, 2025

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  • The first time I saw one I thought “what moron thought it was a good idea to use a touch screen for the sticky-water dispenser in the grease store?” Then the horror of a thousand sneezed hands and snotty noses dawned on me. After I tried the soda I realized it must have been the same idiot who decided to ruin all the flavors too.

    I never drink out of that terrible syrup hole. They actually did me a favor.