Take your fedora off and put down the katana, sir. We don’t want any trouble

I’m a big feet man and damn is it annoying when I go to a rollerskating or ice skating rink and the largest size they rent is 13 :(

He’s not done a lot of good at all. He exploits the poor, often doesn’t pay them, and is selling trash food to children.

Watch me, jabroni. I’m doing it right now.

You can dislike corporate hype around ai and celebrate someone finding a legitimate use case for ai.

Gaslighting?

I have 500 Afghani fighters ready to deploy on my command!

Is gravity rush not running well on vita emus or something?

I made fun of their very early reddit-type edgelord memes and they banned my ass too

We all want to fuck the Rhebus, okay?

MTG claimed the hurricanes were controlled weather created by democrats

No Scott the Woz, don’t smoke weed!!!

Do yourself a favor and play planescape torment and then disco elysium

I’m baja blasting my colon apart with rubber tubing and the taco bell employees are NOT thrilled with my behavior

Capitalism is greed as an economic model

Get off Lemmy, Facist.

How very 2013 misogynist of you

I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read

The specification of penis size makes this read like some real good satire lmao