Bambalance!

I’m a walking unprofitable for-profit prison.

By the colonel, in the kitchen, with a giant vibrator.

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

Lmfao! God damnit, now I can expect to see that all over the Internet in a month and a half. “Mothman puts pistols in candy!”

Honestly, id do just about anything to see him fight Putin, or the zuck. Id do even more to make it a hardcore match, and even more if it was a thunder dome match with Putin and zuck vs Elon and Trump.

Marijuana?!? I never heard that! Where/when I was growing up, it was always hard, powdered drugs. Like cocaine in a pixie stick. Oh and razorblades in candy apples. I don’t know about the razor blades, but if I remember right, there’s only been one proven instance EVER of people intentionally trying to harm kids through Halloween candy, and it was the father? Or step father? So I wouldn’t even really count that.

ESPECIALLY on Facebook.

Bring on the Radscorpions and bloatflies!

They’re not donated, they were stolen and sold.

Too true.

Born in 84 and I don’t get it either.

My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.

Ahh! Thank you!

“someone told me I needed it”

Motherfucker, you NEED a driver’s license and a job.

Hey hey! So this sovcit actually has a successful cheese business in Georgia?!? Good for them! Usually when I see these people, they only do side jobs or something.

Wtf is a COLB?

Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn’t say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.

Mmmm luau time! Poor piggies.

That’ll never happen. The promise for profits is too high. They’ll just keep massaging it and “improving” it till it’s too late.