On the case sir!

Once you pop you can’t stop, changing your password…

20/20 and I’ll add Atari, illegal cable hookup, and limewire.

The highest level so far…

Yes definitely! I’m not a drinker but the day this happens I’m gonna go to the liquor store and buy bottles of champagne and wine and party like it’s Independence Day because it will be anew holiday when this monster is gone.

Sorry not sorry, I will not say “thank you” 6 7!

Donnys inevitable death will have the same global reaction as the montage at the end of Return of the Jedi but with more cheering, dancing, and music.

Unmute this shitpost now!

Expedition 33, The game came out on my birthday. I never had the time to get around to playing it. I just downloaded it on PlayStation for their black Friday sale. I am currently only six hours into the game, but I fully get behind the hype and the enjoyment of this game. It does have a high level of skill when it comes to combat but slowly, but surely I’m getting it down and I am enjoying it so far.

Recasting Chris Pratt in all of his movies would greatly improve all of them.

Me: “Hey GPT-5 Ive been diagnosed cancer.” GPT-5: “Have you thought about using cocaine and essential oils!”

I don’t need AI. I just want my phone to have a bigger battery and a few physical clicky buttons.

Stand by me is one of my all time favorite movies. Evan as a kid the campfire scene where Chris talks about who stole the lunch money makes me tear up even today. It’s such a terrible thing to wake up to hear of Rob and Michelle’s death. RIP to you both, you may be gone but you will not be forgotten ever.

Grok spreading lies and misinformation? Couldn’t be…

Anon needs to redirect his hatred.

Incoming invasion of Venezuela, whatever it takes to distract from the Epstein files…

Corrupt criminals helping other corrupt criminals.

Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to 1. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!