STOP USING LINUX
- PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
- YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER
- Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “WINDOWS REGISTRY”
- “Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them
(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):
mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe???mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0)???:(){ :|:;};:???
“Hello I would like $(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|') apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools








This might be more likely for big tech workers, but it’s less realistic the further you get from the Silicon Valley archetype. Saving millions over 10 years would mean averaging $200k+ per year after taxes and expenses, which I can’t imagine will happen in my career unless I start a successful business or get lucky gambling on stocks.