- I definitely work from home in a lair
- it’s too hot and humid here to wear robes. I prefer easy, breezy casual wear.
grephardly qualifies as “dark magic”
I heard the lich priests in florida also wear casual
Yeah. Cause you just heard it from me. I’m in Orlando, honey! 😉
sudo givemesomeAC
Linen robe would be easy breezy if it’s all you wear
Some are even able to exit vim! Without opening a web search!
STOP USING LINUX
- PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
- YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER
- Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “WINDOWS REGISTRY”
- “Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them
(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):
mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe???mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0)???:(){ :|:;};:???
“Hello I would like
$(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|')apples please”They have played us for absolute fools
—Sponsored by the BSD Gang
Some devices are files too under WinNT, with very funky paths.

The socks must be evolving…
I mean, I feel very called out right now.
Instead of .local my internal network domain is .evil.lair with a landing page saying “fuck off” and nothing else at https://evil.lair/
The description for my local domain is “Volcano Lair on Spider Skull Island.”
Aww, was the
.voldomain not available?Also, nice venture bros reference ❤️
Go Team Venture! ✌️

If it walks like as duck, quacks like a duck,…
Has put their soul into a nondescript device ✅
Does ass hair count? I am bald.






